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</description><title>I cannot help but laugh</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @metatronis)</generator><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>curvaliciousfashion:

“Attractive and Fat”
Many of you have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a7c496920e120ec9afebf688e4231d2/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/929cc2f52bc50310d785349cf0c6ab9a/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/403297d5005abc20b854b77ce0727f6f/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7430fceca8bc87b21c95632017cbede4/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3fea4482653b7305b7c5f4d69d6c65f8/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4da0acf26d9a923b096ac3a666f9e6e6/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28540b3c3422d740dc5ed9916db47a4c/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d959ee571c857eb91a07d41c279d480b/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e90c5ef5f5f30154214323a3d3102fb2/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ed7b7334d3ad8ba522be7d02cfc5d8c/tumblr_mn5ua5JfJe1so8ksyo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://curvaliciousfashion.tumblr.com/post/51001770284/attractive-and-fat-many-of-you-have-probably" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;curvaliciousfashion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/abercrombie-fitch-ads-re-imagined-as-attractive-fat?utm_campaign=socialflow&amp;utm_source=twitter&amp;utm_medium=buzzfeed"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Attractive and Fat&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Many of you have probably heard of the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch’s controversial and flat out rude comments that the company doesn’t sell XL or XXL sizes for women because they want “cool” people to wear their clothes. Well, this blogger wrote an &lt;a href="http://www.themilitantbaker.com/2013/05/to-mike-jeffries-co-abercrombie-fitch.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;open letter&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to Jeffries and included these photos of herself and what is considered a “typical” male model body type. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some quotes from her letter:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforce the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This has to do with fashion, though perhaps not in the way this blog has so far posted. But this sort of confidence is the sort of thing that we want our choices in clothes to reflect. You should be able to wear whatever you want and feel confident - no matter what other people may say or think. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wow wow she is gorgeous&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/51007196486</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/51007196486</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:31:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>☉ denned earth decay and rebirth ☉: pavelchekovbodypillow: i seriously cannot stand the whole “teen girls...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bad-mojo.tumblr.com/post/51005144194/pavelchekovbodypillow-i-seriously-cannot-stand"&gt;☉ denned earth decay and rebirth ☉: pavelchekovbodypillow: i seriously cannot stand the whole “teen girls...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;pavelchekovbodypillow:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i seriously cannot stand the whole “teen girls and their stupid shipping” crap i keep seeing everywhere&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;before you make fun of young women getting their rocks off over fanfic and shipping dudes how about you sit down and assess the fact that mainstream pornography -…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/51006580851</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/51006580851</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:06 -0700</pubDate><category>very yes</category><category>i also appreciate the name</category></item><item><title>fancybidet:

nationofamanda:

stop posting my stuff without...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4cb609d7eda43427113798282dfc3e0/tumblr_mkkrdwpZCL1s9g091o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fancybidet.tumblr.com/post/50974151935/nationofamanda-stop-posting-my-stuff-without"&gt;fancybidet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nationofamanda.tumblr.com/post/48835886453/stop-posting-my-stuff-without-crediting-me-tumblr"&gt;nationofamanda&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;stop posting my stuff without crediting me tumblr, it hurts my feelings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50974347703</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50974347703</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:11 -0700</pubDate><category>pips</category></item><item><title>kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e928ae4d9c9bd32228ee1328fef3d83/tumblr_mn377s32PX1qgiezco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kisskicker.tumblr.com/post/50893812004/prince-gumballs-path-to-the-throne-was-brutal"&gt;kisskicker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50952241061</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50952241061</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:11:32 -0700</pubDate><category>yes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c47383ffab31a801c4c129a2d46fc15/tumblr_mmwm42ILcl1rd6osmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17bb8b801e28e86d660ab12a245933a5/tumblr_mmwm42ILcl1rd6osmo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee6bdc8106157c7ff618dc81588b0700/tumblr_mmwm42ILcl1rd6osmo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50870393546</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50870393546</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:22:36 -0700</pubDate><category>bwaaaahhhh</category></item><item><title>wtfplus:

the completed plus size clothing bingo card.

Ugh. For...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f54db56d3becfd81dc0c7dfd0fa09019/tumblr_mm3b5oOlGr1s89eq4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfplus.tumblr.com/post/49309431026/the-completed-plus-size-clothing-bingo-card"&gt;wtfplus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the completed plus size clothing bingo card.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ugh. For most of my youth these were not just the worst options, they were the only options. It’s no surprise that it took me this long to warm up to fashion.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50864887805</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50864887805</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 17:09:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>iwdrm:

“Go and love some more.”
Harold and Maude (1971)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c9660c0383d3c3cc100210d332f5a20/tumblr_mn29mno92Z1qe0eclo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/post/50844805863"&gt;iwdrm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Go and love some more.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_and_Maude"&gt;Harold and Maude (1971)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50859381376</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50859381376</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:54:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh my god, no more Stefon! It just hit me. :((((((((((</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/029c7ea0963475736ed3b885ecff7c5a/tumblr_mn13bc9yU81qh0b3jo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e400016384a21791cf304c348e9a820/tumblr_mn13bc9yU81qh0b3jo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34316f65a09f2440be218a0cd9205437/tumblr_mn13bc9yU81qh0b3jo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8130d444fd97f94ed5bf9dc9ec2d306/tumblr_mn13bc9yU81qh0b3jo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh my god, no more Stefon! It just hit me. :((((((((((&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50813048629</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50813048629</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 04:41:28 -0700</pubDate><category>the loss of an american treasure</category></item><item><title>hoursago:

i still can’t believe glassesworth is canon… my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aab8b15b2da8e7764a3676f154f30d3/tumblr_mn1817KvCa1qdyc0to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoursago.tumblr.com/post/50793798529/i-still-cant-believe-glassesworth-is-canon-my"&gt;hoursago&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i still can’t believe glassesworth is canon… my dreams..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50794103699</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50794103699</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:27 -0700</pubDate><category>waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef911221e639a989531fd1b75701fe61/tumblr_mlfpzjCifl1qlt757o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50789332728</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50789332728</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xrdua3bf1qivp12o9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50784354079</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50784354079</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:41:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yolympics.tumblr.com/post/45822452539/changing-from-jeans-to-pajama-pants"&gt;yolympics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;changing from jeans to pajama pants&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/59903f2298c8e42c10f99819a7db9d2c/tumblr_inline_mjy6g4FrPN1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50782034242</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50782034242</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:08:52 -0700</pubDate><category>or no pants</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bde1278107c4b2a3da48fac217c3fb7/tumblr_mmp4yrAna31qagxf5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50725962297</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50725962297</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 06:20:27 -0700</pubDate><category>okay</category></item><item><title>espanameg:

MAKE YOUR OWN BIOSHOCK INFINITE GONDOLA PASS (AND...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/453add7a627d3669ab13ca8d22e26d32/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d378fb27992c0109d8ea1183c1d1db6/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no10_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d4616fc617694b2c1c6e0caa785a464/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5663cb8d5a0852d64e14a05017149576/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3046208f0f6c836235fb7400fcc2dc54/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdf3b9c5da9a7748b583ecfc18b2fedb/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4df7615fbe646b764e56da6e3a9c28d8/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68dd5c773bc69ea2678e303ee2e80937/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51a571a7454b75e2572c528fb7089b18/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2573b8e6663c23adf15905f0cec63d5/tumblr_mmx4do7Eca1qdm99no9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://espanameg.tumblr.com/post/50617527907/make-your-own-bioshock-infinite-gondola-pass-and"&gt;espanameg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MAKE YOUR OWN BIOSHOCK INFINITE GONDOLA PASS (AND MAKE DAT SHIT OLD LOOKING~!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You can’t really tell how aged it looks in the photos. In the top one, the little paper behind the pass is white printer paper and the pass is there for comparison.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU WILL NEED:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- a printer (and ink duh)&lt;br/&gt;- paper (cardstock or regular. I used cardstock)&lt;br/&gt;- a shallow pan, bowl, or dish&lt;br/&gt;- the file to print &lt;a href="http://i.tinyuploads.com/H2unnH.png"&gt;(located here&lt;/a&gt;. It’s 504x288 and prints to 7x4 inches)&lt;br/&gt;- coffee or tea or cocoa powder&lt;br/&gt;- a pen (optional)&lt;br/&gt;- a hole punch (optional)&lt;br/&gt;- scissors&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. PRINT THIS SUCKER OFF &amp; LET IT DRY &amp; CUT IT DOWN&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I printed it using cardstock because it’s sturdier. However, I’ve used regular paper for &lt;a href="http://espanameg.tumblr.com/post/7459857781/finished-project-with-a-white-paper-next-to-it-to"&gt;other stuff&lt;/a&gt; and it worked fine too, just be careful because it gets more fragile. Dry it using something ultra high tech… like waving it back and forth in the air, blowing on it, using a fan or a blow dryer on a low setting. Or just let it sit out for a while. I then cut it down, leaving white space around the edges because I thought it looked better. But do whatever you want!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Make sure to let it dry for a while because I was impatient and that made a lot of my red ink bleed or become faded.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. GET SOMETHING TO PUT IT IN&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;I just grabbed a small brownie pan cause it’s not that big. You want the paper to be able to comfortably sit in the pan without being bent or folded.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. ADD SOME WATER TO THE DISH.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Temperature of the water shouldn’t matter. I used cold because my tea is cold-brew… haha. I felt like it might make the tea come out better but what the heck do I know? :P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. GRAB YOUR TEA/COFFEE/COCOA POWDER.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Cut the tea bag open and dump it into the water. Take some coffee and throw that in there. I then was curious about what would happen if I used cocoa powder, too… it just makes it darker and smell like chocolate. No exact amounts or anything… just wing it. The more tea/coffee/cocoa you use, the darker your antique~ paper is gonna look. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. LET THAT SHIT SOAK.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Again, no exact time. If it’s getting soggy, take it out before it falls apart. I used regular paper to make some &lt;a href="http://espanameg.tumblr.com/post/7459857781/finished-project-with-a-white-paper-next-to-it-to"&gt;Harry Potter stuff&lt;/a&gt; and it didn’t ever dissolve on me even though I left it in there for 20 minutes. If you use normal paper it just gets fragile and prone to ripping, but doesn’t get destroyed by the water.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. LET DAT SHIT DRY&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;I removed the paper and sat it on top of a towel I have. I’m sure you could let it dry on a hard surface, though, or anything really.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. PUNCH SOME HOLES AND MAYBE SIGN IT&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;… or internally weep because you realized your mother threw away the small one-hole punch and you only have the three ring binder hole punch and it doesn’t work. :( Once I get a hole punch, I’ll make it July 1912 because.. haha. &lt;strong&gt;Jokes~&lt;/strong&gt; (Also the number of the ticket is the coordinates of Rapture from the first game! IN JOKES HAHA) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Then on the “Ticketholder” line, sign a name. Your name, a character’s name, your friend’s name… whatever. Whoever.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. ENJOY~!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;The pass should be a little crinkly from the air drying (it’ll be less crinkly if you use a firmer paper like cardstock) and it should look old. Mine isn’t that dark because I was impatient, but the longer you leave it in the water to soak and the more tea/coffee/cocoa you use, the darker it should be.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh this is cute!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50718266204</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50718266204</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:51:22 -0700</pubDate><category>i shall do</category><category>diy</category></item><item><title>thebluthcompany:

I want a friendship like this one.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b965cdde43439f8d9f841e1537419b8f/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab883e5e54b11273bdfb62960235ef9a/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b7a7a5d8b4f50e39aba1716131a9c6c/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/50673208520/i-want-a-friendship-like-this-one"&gt;thebluthcompany&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I want a friendship like this one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50684174099</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50684174099</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:12:11 -0700</pubDate><category>ohhh noooooooo</category></item><item><title>Now I’m not an expert or anything, but I’m pretty...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91334c846bf752581559bc20247a09f5/tumblr_mmhphovIqk1rynv73o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c0eafcf913a7aeb12e48205ec198b58/tumblr_mmhphovIqk1rynv73o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now I’m not an expert or anything, but I’m pretty sure everyone in this movie should have a lot of sex with each other?????&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50632025589</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50632025589</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:26:10 -0700</pubDate><category>*aggresively ships ellen page and alikat*</category></item><item><title>At last</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3f018832af1458ded93fe6c9ee31c61/tumblr_mmx50dzoNM1qzszsdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;At last&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50618429993</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50618429993</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:19:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>buttsofjustice:

for-redheads:

Im Bringing Freckles Back!  I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/647d5df8881ca7e9f24ce08df4da410b/tumblr_mhxezqKc8a1qfnq1do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttsofjustice.tumblr.com/post/50544486919/for-redheads-im-bringing-freckles-back-i-love"&gt;buttsofjustice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://for-redheads.tumblr.com/post/42619821320/im-bringing-freckles-back-i-love-the-freckles-on"&gt;for-redheads&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Im Bringing Freckles Back!  I love the freckles on my shoulders and my back&lt;/em&gt; ~ &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ericdaviddykstra/sets/72157614571404512/"&gt;Eric David Dykstra &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;SHOULDER FRECKLES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50590684426</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50590684426</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:42:55 -0700</pubDate><category>ROBERT LUTECE</category><category>dem frecks</category></item><item><title>local-shop:

REMEMBER WHEN</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3785a98d7311d0ede39f6fcb74970d05/tumblr_mmsq4z2d8R1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://local-shop.tumblr.com/post/50570594452/remember-when" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;local-shop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;REMEMBER WHEN&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50572741862</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50572741862</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 05:25:30 -0700</pubDate><category>the crunching haunts me</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/903b77aed6ac82c6a6c1d79567b60a45/tumblr_mkhq2bEPux1rfcp5zo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0526bd21dacaeff3a745daf25952c16c/tumblr_mkhq2bEPux1rfcp5zo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c00013bf468ceb42d0a571a9e9cab3ec/tumblr_mkhq2bEPux1rfcp5zo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1dcf808460e419a6ba508fd35da39a5/tumblr_mkhq2bEPux1rfcp5zo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ca2ffc33743522dbd9ac63a2a130c14/tumblr_mkhq2bEPux1rfcp5zo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33fd637447b1e8fbd8818d51ab83f455/tumblr_mkhq2bEPux1rfcp5zo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50569203329</link><guid>http://metatronis.tumblr.com/post/50569203329</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 03:43:38 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
