I cannot help but laugh

dammitjean:

metatronis:

So I was looking for my birth certificate for reasons, and I found an old psych evaluation from when I was 9 and had started exhibiting signs of OCD (gee I wonder how that turned out). Apparently, while I was doing some puzzle test I randomly came up with a poem. Here’s the poem:

“I ate a pizza, that’s OK I’m full.

I ate the world, that’s OK I’m full.

There is nothing left for me to eat, I ate the galaxy, that’s OK cause I am full.

I ate the universe.”

I was also described as taking a burrito out of my backpack and eating it “ravenously”.

Good job, nine-year-old me. Good job.

I’m no psychologist, but it sounds like you were exhibiting signs of burrito hoarding as well.

They did make it sound like I was squirreling them away and horking them down like a pigchild.