September 2011
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Sep 29th
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dickhealth: did any dinosaurs have dicks? —Sarah Flood of Old Greenwich, CT Dear Sarah Flood of Old Greenwich, CT, I am not a paleontologist. I cannot see the past or deduce it from bone and dust. Whether these draconine beasts of yore had what we call dicks is an arcane mystery that I will never solve. I’ve already lost enough nights’ sleep and bloody clumps of my own hair to the hellish...
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 24th
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THE TOP SHOP GLASSES SHIPPED!
robotislove: metatronis: robotislove: Soon they will be on my faaaaaaaace!
Sep 23rd
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THE TOP SHOP GLASSES SHIPPED!
robotislove: Soon they will be on my faaaaaaaace!
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Dialogue from X-Men 12: Clip Clop takes Capitol...
Belligerent Bureaucrat: That man is a horse! He's not fit to run for office!
Cyclops: (stands slowly)
I say...
(removes visor)
Nay.
[Belligerent Bureaucrat is vaporized instantly. The fury is unleashed. Chaos erupts. Cut to Clip Clop]
Clip Clop: (whinnies, poops uncontrollably)
[Close up on his cold, black eyes]
(sheds tear for democracy)
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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WatchWatch
tacconeslut: The boys are back.
Sep 19th
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Short Stories and Why I Love Them →
neil-gaiman: A blog I did for the Guardian about the upcoming tweetathon. So much love. Short stories are one of my favorite creative mediums. Your short story collections helped me get through the first couple years of college.
Sep 19th
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Lonely Island medley
man they are knocking it out of the park this year
Sep 19th