I am thing. Have a good time. Love each other, my sweet babies.
so i am doing volunteering at this kids holiday programme and i was talking to this 4 year old boy and i was like “if you could be ANYTHING in the world when you grow up what would you be??” and he paused for ages and looked me straight in the eye and said in the most serious voice
wow kid, come to the internet
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.
I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters: